Isn't my 1963 Chevy Impala better than a woman?

[Bay]

You may be saying "nothing can beat a man woman relationship" but that belief is foolish.

First off the Impala isn't going to leave me. It'll keep me safe in my daily routine with its thick metal frame and sheet metal, it's heater will keep me warm in the winter, and it will provide me with transportation.
Also the Impala isn't anywhere near as expensive as dates are and it won't take half your money in a divorce.
The cost of children would also FAR outweigh the cost of repairing the car and even buying more. Hell, I could probably have the Impala, a 1963 Corvette, a 1947 Cadillac, and pets and still be running off less money that I would be with a wife and kids.

Also the Impala has more character, beauty, history, and is far more respectable than any girl my age.

If I feel lonely I'll go say hello to women and have one night stands.

What's the benefit to having a woman in your life again?

 

[jason c]

Absolutely!

 

[nighthawk]

If that is how you feel then go for it, it is probably the right thing for you. I have a friend who has never been married and his favorite comment on women is "why would you want to own one when you can rent one for an hour and then she leaves" By the way, I had a red, 2 door, hard top, 64 Impala that I would really like to own again. It was a great car.