I bought a brand new chevy corvette! I now noticed girls that didnt want to

[T-Bee]

hang out with me are now liking me? Ok so my uncle left a big will and with my money i bought a brand new corvette 2009, i noticed the girls i tried to asked out in school well two of them that didnt talk to me in class when i tried to meet them, didnt even want to sit with me on the bus two years ago, saw me pulling up going to the high school football game, she sat behind me and my friend that i met there and she tap me on the my shoulders and says = thats a sweet car!! I go thank you, 30 minutes later she goes, so are you going to Erik party after the game, i say yes, she goes cool, you dont mind if i can ride with you there do yeah, and in the last two years this ****** NEVER SAID A WORD TO ME, i told her sorry i'm riding with another person and she got up and left.. LMAO!!

 

[Dinky Killer of Giants]

Yeah it's the car.

Here there is an old guy, fat, and unattractive in general that gets all the young beautiful chicks. It's the car, they chicks want the car and tolerate the dude to get to ride in it. (Not calling you old and ugly, just pointing to those who are and letting them now how to get a date ... and a need for a pencilling cure.)

Some chicks are shallow that way, they want to be seen with the "money" and they don't care who has it.